Fallen Chaos

It sorta hit me like a 2 ton heavy thing.

2005-09-30T19:28:06Z

well I got off early today which was nice the command inspection wasn't that bad and went by pretty fast. I think it only lasted like 45 minutes maybe I dunno I got home by around 1000 though so it shouldn't have been that long. been calling some auction house in georgia becuase somehow I spent moeny there and well you kinda get the picture I was never in georgia when the debit hit my account obviously I haven't been there since I was like 11 or so. so they haven't answered yet so I keep leaving messeges hopefully they will get back to me. thats about it so far my bronchitis is not much better been coughing pretty bad today. looking forward to seeing serenity tomorrow it will be alot of fun well see yah all later.

Random

2005-09-29T02:37:48Z

funny

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?

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Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

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Inara Serra

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Shepherd Derrial Book

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well damn it all to fucking hell!!!!! my damn "F" and "G" keys are fucking sticky and it's driving me insane!!!!!!!! I want to throw my damn keyboard at the wall and show it whos boss! bah!!!

got sick with bronchitis over the weekend went to medical on monday after a long run and they gave me some meds for it but I be damned that I still feel like smashed shit.
other then that I haven't really started to take the trash out the god damned neighbors seem to fill it up before I can ever get to it. makes life in housing a pain in the ass at least 29 palms you had your own damn garbage can to use and take out every week along with a dumpster for extras. so so much more convenient. but looks like I am going to be doing what the barracks marines are doing today and that is pretty much field day the house somewhat. planning on going to watch serenity this weekend looking forward to getting out of the house and escaping the lonely boredome here. missing Autumn and Evelynn alot I was pretty pathetic feeling today but ooh well thats life ehh? ain't it grand? otherwise my fraile psyche is pretty much falling apart mostly from lack of sleep work being sick and not having my family here with me. wish they would come home sooner but ooh well. asked autumn if she had gone and visited her father yet and she asked "what for?". and I dunno I thought that he payed for her to come down to spend time with him but that almost makes me think she just got him to give her money to go visit her friends. I know it sounds bad but I also know her father and grandfather would like to spend time with her. so I hope she goes over there and at least visits them some time soon.

well I am out later all!

Oooh yeah I forgot

2005-09-20T04:57:33Z

I forgot a couple things yesterday!

I also recently got PRK laser eye surgery so no more glasses or contacts woohoo!
it's pretty cool I don'thave to worry about wearing anything that canf all off my face anymore and no more headaches from the freaking glasses I had s nice and I have pretty much 20/20 vision or better so I am happy!
well today was pretty much uneventful had my uniform inspection and it was pretty much an abortion like I thought it would be. on the way home tomarrow I have to go get some uniform items from the cash sales. and I am pretty much absolutely broke which sucks! but I can put it on my star card becuase it has a zero balance on it right now so no biggie. uniforms for me! yeah did maintanance today which was fun finally felt like I was getting some things done. but I am soon off to clean the place up a little bit and take a shower becuase I am dirty with aircraft grease from cleaning the ballscrews on the radar so I will talk to you all later!

Holy Jesus!!!

2005-09-19T02:17:56Z

As buddy christ would say "damn you'se and your not updating! To hell with you and no twinkies!"
well as the pineapple would say yeah alot going on and at the same time nothing!
totally finished with 29 Palms for now living in Camp Pendleton with the wife and doing pretty good Evelynn is getting big running around everywhere and is teething. Both of them are up in vancouver right now visiting family untill like november first which I think is a damn long time!
well finished with all the schooling got promoted to lance corporal and I currently have a composite score of 1614 so maybe I can get promoted in like less than another year who knows!
been playing the guitar a little this weekend trying to limber my fingers up again and of course still playing World of Warcraft. I wonder if anyone even still has me on hteir friends list on this thing lol hopefully haven't heard from anyone for a while and now that the wife is gone would be good to talk to PPL again. I have to go to damn work tomarrow which sucks becuase it's PT in the morning folowed by a service charlies uniform inspection I hate inspections but now that work has become absolutely retarded we are having one every monday for a few months untill there is nothing left t inspect methinks but who knows. Wow a big run-on sentence gotta love them.

so the scoop on work lets see

2 dirt bag corporals 1 dirt bag sergeant and 1 dirt bag lance corporal who likes succking the Cpl's cocks is what i have to put up with.
one of them gets out in like 1.6 months so he has like 50 or so days left in the marine corps he is fat lazy and should be shot on sight should anyone see him. A damn LCpl that needs to lose weight becuase well he is just really fat, hes kinda getting better but he is still pretty much to quote dane cook "A Bag of Douche". the other Cpl is pretty much a lazy asshole that likes pulling his cock out for everyone to see. the daily game is to see if we can throw something at him and hit him in the junk when he pulls it out. so far the score on that is us 2 him 0 he doesn't like life afterwards. other than that we have the other non-rates and two othe NCO's that aren't that bad...
well wait a minute nevermind there is Willis... he doesn't have two brain cells to rub together and his last brain cell must have epilepsy becuase he is one retarded stupid turd. like those you want to flush down the toilet and they say "Ooh hell no floater for me bitch I ain't going down that bowl"

Ha I am generating my playlist over the network from winamp lol going to take forever to do that for like 6000 songs.
Dammit I can hear the neighbors having sex!!!! thats a first! kinda nasty.

well back to the subject at hand!

lemme see yah well the fact that autumn is going to be gone untill like november 2nd really sucks but I guess there isn't anything I can do about that one. I am hoping to maybe either take leave and come back to portland for thanksgiving or maybe do it here I am not really sure what is going to happen yet but I still have like by then I think 16 days of leave time to use so we will see what happens. only thing is if I do it that way I may not be able to come down for christmas so I really don't know what I am going to do yet.

and lemme see as for the PPL I was in school with I dunno what is going on with them. other then the fact that figueroa is dead he was one of the ppl in my class that went home on leave and got drunk with some friends and one of them had a pistal and decided to clean it... he didn't make sure it wasn't loaded first and shot figgy as we called him in the neck and he died. seems kinda weird I was in 29 palms with him for like 9 months and then he leaves and sudden'y bam there he goes it sucks man!!!

jesus I have alot to update on! I went home for christmas last year that was fun! I have a new car now a 2004 honda civic which is pretty cool. autumn has it right now in vancouver and I am driving the beater 87 honda CRX lol but at least I can smoke in it unlke the civic. and autumn better not smoke in it either! things to dof or me now is finally get the house cleaned up which is a very duanting task. for those of you that know me from "the basement" lol yeah well kinda like that. and hot damn look at that winamp is done loading the music faster than I expected! ooooh listening to berry white now! but to continue the rant and rave! my days here are pretty much filled with the drama of work and coming home and doing nothing. I thought I graduated high school and escaped the drama but apparently I didn't it's like being a damn teenager again they are so bad with their I am an NCO power trips gah! makes me angry sometimes! but I am doing good performance wise so I guess it's not that bad. I recently hurt my ankle and it has been bothering me as of recently ont he runs especially the beach runs in the sand hurts it pretty good. *adds to list of injuries* I am pretty much held together by superglue at this point it seems. ooh yeah and speaking of highschool I am going to start a grant highschool group on myspace for grant highschool students and alumni! so ethan if you read this get on it turd! and that is another thing ethrock is in california! if I have like a 4 day weekend coming up or something I am going to try and go visit him but I will have to talk to him to find out exactly where he is living right now. lets see me friend scott is in Iraq right now dunno if he got promoted but I have his address and i am going to send him some letters and care packages. when he got to cherry point finally middle of last year he got pretty much screwed they kept moving him from one unti to the next trying to figure out where he was gonna stay. and on top of that the truck that was bringing all of his and holly's (his wife now) stuff caught fire and everything was ruined so they basically had nothing but now I guess they have a house and everything so it's all good they even have a dog! I wish I could have pets here would be nice but alas I cannot so it sucks instead.

Oh yeah nate listening to a little bit of old AIC for you good hit man I like having my playlist back lol i kept puttign off trying to get it added. Been doing alot of radar repair recently also along with fixing like oreviously mysterious problems with a meter in the AN/TPS-63 Radar if you wanna know what that is google it and see. One of the radars I work on there is also the AN/TPS-59 radar that I work on. I am pretty much one of like 3 PPL who are just good on the gear becuase I love working on all that technology granted most of it is like from the 80's or older it is still fun! Damn this is like turning into a damn novel!!! I was hoping at some point to see if I can find out how everyone is doing so if you know me update me on how everyone is doing like marc, than, noah, nate, ethan, and everyone else and if you play World of Warcraft tell me your character names and servers so I can play with you! lol I love that game!

so I would like to dedicate this novel to Autumn, Nate, Ethan, Marc, Than, Noah, Jay, Zuri!!, and all those who know me including with special appearances, Rachel, The Basement, A 64 dodge dart with alot of tools and gear somewhere in oregon, the ruffles chips in front of me and of course to my pants without them I wouldn't be able to go outside!

ok so that was a little off subject for an update!

so lemme see again Lorelie has been getting some use this weekend and my fingers are raw and feel like they are gonna bleed but I am satisfied ith the fingering practice and improvement seems since I took like a 2 year break my fingering has gotten more limber and confident so I am happier with that..."This Virus Faith" sorry nate had to say it, I was playing it yesterday! if there are to many spelling erros excuse me my keyboard had soda spilled on it so it sticks on some keys. *pauses to get a coke out of the fridge* wow I have been typing for a while now! everyone is going to hate me becuase they have to read through all of this! but ooh well if you hate me I prolly hate you back! thats how it works you know! * takes break to throw things at service charlies* well that was a quick prep for uniforms just throw the shoes at them and we're done lol. I am totally un-motivated about this week and like the next few weeks stupid power tripping turds at work are recockulous. A bunch of damn squares with nothing better to do than make other ppl's lives difficult. downloading the LJ client so I can update easier and more often so all my fans out there can have fun reading my what I can see as soon being daily rants! megadeth just came on just a sec *takes break to head bang all over the house!*.......................

Ok back to the LJ update. ok lemme see what to talk about next. I want to kill Willis! he put in for leave and since he doesn't have a car I was giving him a ride today to go check out and the turd didn't even put his leave in right so when I got to work so he could check out turns out he doesn't go on leave untill tomarrow which just wasted my precious time and gas which is like $3.03 a damn gallon! Ramirez the guy that is here with me from schools isn't that bad hes a good guy. the wife hated him for a while untill some certain things got cleared up like the fact that when he came over to drink when she was gone and puked all over her tampons in the bathroom. well that was a direct fualt of mine I guess you could say of me making him drink a shot of defrosted breast milk after he had finished a bottle of sky vodka. lol but he did totally puke all over the place then passed out and we put open condoms all over his face and drew penis's on his face in blue sharpie then gave him a sort of elvis look... was alot of fun though lol. he is currently sorta in a relationship or starting one with this chick so wish him luck becuase if he starts to go out and have a GF then me and the wife can invite over for like fun dinners and go out to places with them! would b fun as seeing all the other marines' wifes are pretty much asshats sorry to say.except maybe willis's wife isn't that bad though her husband is a retard that wears a helmet and rides the shortbus. the others that were in class with me are currently lets see 2 in cherry point, north carolina. One here being ramirez and the rest in okinawa japan. holy shit I was just looking up and noticed the link that said that aid members can post by the fucking phone! WTH!!!!!! that is damn crazy! *looks around suspiciously* I don't want anyone hearing my LJ post and writing it!

well I think I am going to take a breaka nd try and call ppl for now see what everyone is doing so I will see yah guys later!!!! post your comments please I haven't heard from anyone in a while!

funny stuff

2004-06-19T18:12:00Z

well here I am!!!!!!!! I haven't posted in quite a while and I have decided to do so know. I finished my basic electronics course and I am starting radar maintanance already I started on last thursday. lets see I also have a PFT on monday which sucks and for those of you who do not know what a pft is it is Physical Fitness Testing. and it sucks but on to other I think autumn does not like it out here much she really doesn't say she does or doesn't but I think she just does not like it. Hell I don't like it but it's where we are right now and nothing to do for it. most things are doing pretty good I have duty today so I have to go in at 3 on a freakin' saturday it sucks and Evelynn is doing good she is getting bigger got her to her 4 month appointment last week and she was 14lbs. 13oz. and 24.8 inches long so she is getting bigger. and she has two teeth now!!!!!!!!!! she got to of her lower front teath in a little while back and it looks so cute and she bites autumn all the time which is kinda funny and kinda not funny at the same time... well gotta go wake the wife up becuase she went back to bed.

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umm yeah that is soo!!!

2004-03-27T02:43:42Z

well it's friday and I finally got my cpl to talk to me about wether he found out where I can get a memo to get autumn and my stuff down here he said I needed to talk to gunny fleck the EFTS section gunny which is fine but the man wasn't here today and won't be back untill monday so I have to wait untill then to do it. Argh... went for PT today ran about 6 miles was fun I guess if you ignore the fact that my ankle hurts a little still went and ate dinner at the chow hall after and came down here to the library to post on this hehehe. saying hello to all those people at home and stuff and to my darling wife and child who I love very very very much... and I just got on aim express so I can chat with people and this beats having to go to the cybercade and pay 9 dollars an hour to get online on theses slow ass computers I tell you it's really annoying

Gotta go bye

well here at MCT

2004-01-18T19:57:37Z

well I have come to realize now that I have left again for MCT how much it hurts to be away from the people I loved. It was harder leaving this time than it was before. maybe becuase at boot camp I came to know what to really care about and that is my family and now that I am soon going to have my own family it's eating me up inside that I am not there 24/7. it hurts being away from autumn not being able to just look over and see her or hear her voice which has always been a comfort to me I don't know why but I have always just relaxed and been able to think when I hear her. I love her with all my body and soul and I would have it no other way. I am here just hoping for a swift finish to this part of training so I can arrange for us to be near eachother for my schooling and that I hope my schooling is short instead of long. I am going to be priate first class soon which is kinda cool. I can't wait for Evelynn to be born so I can come down for her and autumn and se them for a while I don't know for how long yet but hopefully it will be longer than shorter. Ha it has been a long time since I have updated this thing hopefully people didn't get rid of me from there friends list that would kinda suck. but considering all the things that have gone on since i left from boot camp only one maybe two of my friends remembered to even ask about me one was going to write a letter and he kept in touch with autumn and everything so to those that bothered I expect for you to still be good friends in my eyes but for those who just forgot you can go fuck yourselves!!!!!!... back to the sappy mushy parts now hehehe... which I have actually already covered I have not much more to say than that i love you dearly darling and I will soon call you on the phone today after I get lunch and such. I love you!!!!

well well boot camp

2003-12-19T00:04:20Z

well this is David From bootcamp!!!!!!!! I have base liberty today becuase I am coming home after graduation tomarrow!!!!!!it has been 3 months since I have seen a computer much less a place like i am in right now on the base in a bowling alley that has a cyber cafe!!!! pretty great huh?? I wish they let us even look in these places when we were training but yeah after 3 grueling months of bad food I will be back in town I arrive at the portland airport at 7:30!!!!!!!!!! yay and if you know me I will probably at least call you... hehehehehe...ohh yeah everyone needs to read this and respond so I have cool stuff when I get back!!!!!! see you all tomarrow when that happy event occurs!!!!

I love you Autumn with all my heart!!!!!

News from David

2003-10-06T23:52:10Z

Sunday.. the day of the letter..
it seems that there are alot of "fucking dump" people in there with him.. who "fuck up alot and make everyones lives miserable" he can't wait to be home....he would also like it alot if he got letters... so if anyone who really knows him needs his address just let me know !!! I'll update when I get another letter!!
talk to you all later
Autumn

what Davids doing week one

2003-09-26T17:35:07Z

Week 1

Introduction to Physical Training Introduction to Core Values
Intro to the M-l 6A2 Service Rifle
Circuit Course
Marine Corps Martial Arts Program

well damn

2003-09-21T00:49:41Z

here I am folks the last post for a while... I am going to boot camp on monday wish me luck I have enlcosed some pictures of my new short hair too Autumn will be taking care of my affairs while I am gone so if you know her you know how to get a hold of her... I have been worked hard today so I am tired... I am deppressed becuase I have to leave and it feels like I will be missing so much with Autumn and the baby it makes me sick to my stomach but I guess I have to deal with it... going out to eat at an all you can eat restuarant today going to be nice... then I have to go to the hotel tomarrow to stay the night I am well at a loss for words it's tearing me apart to leave but I know it will be better for our future we will be secure and not have to worry about anything... well everyone wishing you a fond farewell for around 13 months or untill I can get internet access somehow.....

plans for the day

2003-09-04T21:09:00Z

Packing and winning a game of skip-bo that is what I want to do then get some food and hang out with autumn yepp yepp food autumn and some skip-bo!!!!!!!!

well feeling better

2003-09-04T06:01:40Z

well Autumn came over on tuesday to help pack and we talked and I feel alot better and I hope she does to I was extremely happy to see her and she is coming over again tomarrow to help pack more yay!!!! so I can get the hell out of here... the guys threw a sorta going away the end of summer party yesterday also which was fun had lots of fun saw jay for the first time in what seems like years and everyone seems to be doing ok... except nate who somehow hurt his foot again walking back to my place becuase he wasn't watching where he was going lol... I have to get up early to go tot he recruiters office to get some papperwork done. then I should be home around 11 and autumn is prolly going to be over at 12 hopefully YAY!!!!!!!! which makes me a billion types of happy ehh and now back to the daunting task of having to pack more stuff argh....

P.S. I like monkeys!!!!!!!!

P.S.S and I Love you Autumn Darling

P.S.S.S and rachel just said she was going to come and hang out with us after school that doesn't happen often!!!

well ok I snooped

2003-09-02T07:12:42Z

well I was curious if autumn has poste anything on her LJ today and I went to the site to see if she did and I was bored so I started goign through her friends list and looking at all the people then I went through rosies and I found something I didn't like on her friends list well I found something out that has made me cry and I have been crying since I am very depressed sooo very deppressed why why why............I don't get anything and I have seen her only 7 times in the last month and she has been drawing away from me alot and I don't know what is going on I don't even know if she still loves me anymore she says she does but I am just unsure now soo very unsure.......Dylan if you read this I dearly hate you

soooo

2003-09-01T05:17:43Z

so if ever I have been made to feel like shit and here i am with my mouth closed and not sayign what I want to..... well yeah made plans was going to be picked up be autumn's mom tonight to be taken over to autumn's house I told autumn that like last week I guess she wasn't paying attention and is now really pissed of at me becuase she didn't know what was going on and made plans with rosie. well I tell ya what that is how I feel all the time when autumn makes plans and I don't know about em... but what hurts the most is that she is getting pissed of becuase i am coming over and that intterrupts the autumn rosie time that has been going on for the last month I have seen autumn a grand total of six days of this moenth yeah I have been at home alone and depressed and all I want to o is spend some time with her I have 22 days untill I go to boot camp and all she does is get angry and I just can't help feeling like shit........

well well well

2003-08-31T08:18:46Z

I had an interesting day at work today...... I come in and it's really slow so they call alot of people and have them not come in and so we are short ushers for the night. so I was alone on the cleaning duties. well suffice it to say I did not get a break while I worked and instead was made to clean up a mess in the mens restroom....... what kind of messes can you think of that are not fun to clean up in a bathroom???... you guessed it "shit"!!!!!!!! and there was alot of it too. seemed almost like a couple people decided to shit in their hands and smear it all over the wall and the floor and the stall wall and the stall door there was enough shit there for more than one person Iw ould almost bet on it... and who had to lean it up??? me the only person who ever cleans that kind of stuff up... sunday and monday is all I have left there and hopefully those days aren't going to be craptastic as this one literally haveing to clean shit off the walls and floors of the place i work at just makes you feel accomplished...

quizzes uhuh uhuh yeah thats the way uhuh uhuh I like it!!!!!!!!!!

2003-08-30T14:44:41Z

Tarzan!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! that is soooo cool My favorite line to!!

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Cackles!!!!!!!!!

2003-08-30T09:05:50Z

ehhhh!!!!!!!!!

2003-08-28T06:02:14Z

shitty day shitty day nate had to go home so I am here all alone again and I just heard that dairian my neice is in the hospital becuase she started having seizures!!!!!!!!!!!!! ack soo very bad so very bad and I don't know whats going on so far no one has been around fer me to get a hold of

This is Shitty!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

2003-08-23T10:43:40Z

Even if you're not a grandparent yet, you might enjoy this.

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation.

One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used
to live here in a big, brick house, but Grandpa got retarded so they moved
to California and live in Palm Springs with a lot of other retarded
people. They live in condo-minimum and have rocks painted green to look
like grass. They ride around on big tricycles and wear name tags because
they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a
wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all right
now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very
well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it
with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. At their gate
there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all
day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. Then they go cruising
in their golf carts. My grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I
guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat
the same thing every night: "Early Birds". Some of the people can't get
past the man in the dollhouse to go out, so the ones who get out bring
food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck.

My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
says I should work hard so I can be retarded one day, too. When I earn my
retardment I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people
out so they can visit their grandchildren

The big blowoff

2003-08-18T23:05:56Z

Don't you just love the feeling that you get when it seems like everyone can just blow you off like say that they can do things only to find out to late they are doing something lese and have left you sitting with your thunmbs up your ass?
or maybe say that can't do something becuase of a valid reason just to find out they went over to a friends house instead...?
yeah you guessed it it makes you feel like shit and gets you a little depressed... well that is how I have been for almost 3 weeks now and I'm doing a pretty good job at just hiding it...
I don't know what to do and I end up crying before I go to bed and i just feel shitty...oooh well time to continue ignoreing everything and try to act normal...

sooo.

2003-08-18T07:59:14Z

well I guess i am depressed... thats about it just depressed

bwahahahaha!!!!

2003-08-11T12:22:17Z

The following answers were by elementary school-age children to the given question:

Why did God make mothers?
1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
3.-Mostly to clean the house.

How did God make mothers?
1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1.- We're related.
2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.- They say she used to be nice.

How did your mom meet your dad?
1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1.- His last name.
2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

What makes a real woman?
1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.

Who's the boss at your house?
1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a goofball.
2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1.- Mothers don't do spare time.
2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
1.- About 30 years.
2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!

Describe the world's greatest mom?
1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
2.- The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts!
3.- She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

Is anything about your mom perfect?
1.- Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.
2.- Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.
3.- Just her children.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye-it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1.- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

well this day sucked giant ass

2003-08-07T06:14:02Z

well here i ma again sitting alone at home with nothing to do and to boot this time I am in agony... yes agony I went tot he marines recruiters office today becuase they have a function every wensday that all the recruits have to go to... well first off we spen 15 minutes stretching then 1 hour doing push ups, pull ups, jumping-jacks, six inchers, and sit-ups and a host of other exercises then we went tot he feild next to the station adn exercised for another 2 hours. they made me run until I puked that sucked and then I exercised more and they said I need work ach. I am in a very bad mood becuase of today. but on the brighter side autumn got herself an appointment and is going in tomarrow which is a really good thing. but other than that my day was utterly worthless. and somehow the stereo was turned all the way up and I turned it on and it was really loud damn.

well well well

2003-07-21T07:55:38Z

Ok nate you asked me to start posting things and adding to my LJ then here it is the nat-o-matic conn-i-cus

I hope you like it nate the wedding pictures are in well the color ones and you need to come over on wensday autumn is going to be here and she is gonna try and get rosie to come over also